2. Last night I dreamt of U. This morning my first thought was U. I'm thinking of U right now and till I go to bed tonight its still U...Tomorrow its letter V that I'll think.

 

3. A friend is like a pillow. You can hug it when your in trouble, you can cry on it when your in pain and you can embrace it when your happy. Always remember, if you need a friend, BUY A PILLOW!

 

4. Which of the following letters are the cutest: a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z? There are two...U and I.

 

5. You think I'm nice, I think your nice. You think I'm kind, I think your kind. You think I'm sweet, I think your sweet. You think I'm smart, I think your smart. You think I'm cute - ahem...I think you're right!

 

6. If you need a friend call me...

    If you need advice IM me...I'm online...

    If you need money, I'm offline...Lol...

 

7. Your a certain person I love to send IM because I want you to feel that your always a part of my ....DAILY EXPENSES! HE HE HE...

 

8. FUNNY how hard to read a chapter in the Bible but how easy to read IM. FUNNY how $1 looks so big when you give it to church but too small when you buy calling cards...

 

9. Best gift to give: to a FRIEND - loyalty

                                 to a BOSS - service;

                                 to a FOE - forgiveness

                                 to a CHILD - good example

                                 to PARENTS - gratitude and devotion

                                 to a MATE - love and faithfulness

                                 to GOD - your life

                                 to ME - CASH!!!

 

10. Question: Why was the dumb female applicant chosen over the intelligent female applicant?

       Answer: Because she wrote "all the time" under the SEX section...

 

11. I am the beginning of the END. You can see me twice a WEEK, end of TIME, once a YEAR, not in a month. What am I?

      Answer: E

 

12. What do parents want from their daughters suitors

       1. Pleasing PESOnality

       2. Good family BANKground

       3. Lots of MONEYers

       4. Nice and CASHual

 

13. A friend is like a simple calculator. Someone who ADDS comfort, SUBTRACTS fear, DIVIDES grief and MULTIPLIES joy.